Friday

Ah the end of a nice, relaxing, painful week, and first stop is the doctors, to witness something rather extraordinary. As I was waiting in the waiting room (where else?), it seems the humble surroundings of a doctors surgery have turned into Elderly Dating Direct, because this one chap, who must have been in his early 70's, wandered over to this woman around his age, and started chatting her up, right in front of me! Is this what the world has come to, inappropriate relationships in a doctors waiting room!? Unfortunately I didn't pick up any pulling techniques, as he was called in shortly after, but it was quite a shocking turn of events!

Anyway to the doctors, and as I opened the door, I was greeted with the words 'have you ever been catheterised as a child or fallen on the bar of your bike as a child'? Er......no?

Apparrently I am a medical mystery (which is nice), not one person at the doctors, nor at any hospital I've been to, knows what has caused my medical issues over the past year or so, because it doesn't happen to people of my age. I wanted some kind of an award, or money perhaps, but instead I was given some bullet-like antibiotics to stop the continuous bleeding and given next week off if I'm still bleeding over the weekend, which is great news for you as I can annoy you for yet another week, woohoo!

An annoyance has appeared over the last couple of days. As most of you will know, Virgin and BSKYB have had handbags over tv rights and because they're boths moronic imbesiles, Sky One, Sky Sports News and Sky News have been taken off air, and so we are now left with the awful BBC News 24 for the news, which is just dreadful, no sports news coverage, and basically nothing entertaining, but don't worry because virgin have actually replaced the channels with 3 more, we now have Discovery Turbo (all about cars etc), National Geographic Wild (Jungle book with a voiceover), and Discovery Health and Humanity or something like that, so obviously the price isn't going to go down as we won't miss the 3 decent channels one bit.

....I never thought an argument between 2 multi-millionaires would affect me, guess I was wrong eh!