OOoooh! Eeeeeeh! Aaaaahhhh! Whhoooooo!

No, my pain hasn't returned worse than before, I am currently sitting here in the middle of a mini-war zone. I've never actually seen the point of fireworks....or balloons, but fireworks in particular. I mean, the premise of spending hundreds (if not thousands) of pounds on small grenades that have pretty lights when they go off, has always seemed a ridiculous notion, but people still spend millions of pounds each year to literally watch all their hard earned money go up into the air, do a vertical loop and split into a thousand atoms. So, what do these odd people do when this happens? Instead of going 'oh my god, I've just spent a months wage in 90 seconds!', they go all googly and love it! I like the premise that you get all your mates around for a bit of a 'do', because its always nice to have a party, but I get the feeling that most people are grateful to be going to someone elses house, just to see them waste their own money! Lord knows, thats the only reason I'd go to one!

Anyway rant over, and back to the good news of the week, I'M GOING BACK TO WORK! YAY!....... ironic enough for you?

Yep, I'm back at work tomorrow, although how many people will realise I've been off work for 7 weeks, is anyones guess. I'm quite looking forward to going back to work actually, and not just because I want to use my lunch hours to search for a new job! Anyone who has worked in the city centre will know how brilliant The Metro is. Amazingly its the only newspaper that actually reports the news. I know there are other papers to choose from, but anyone who spends money on one when they can get a decent one for free, is an idiot! The Metro is only bettered by one publication, the legendary Shortlist magazine, out every Thursday. I don't know how I've coped without reading the superbly random column by Danny Wallace, who is, quite simply, a legend!

Health-wise, the fact I'm going back to work tells you I am pretty much back to normal, although I do have a lovely scar in an interesting place that isn't showing much interest in going away. But for all intents and purposes I am fit and well, so bring on the dreaded workplace!

This past couple of weeks have been more than a tad on the quiet side, therefore a distinct lack of blogging, however I bear news of the all new interactive part of the last blog, where I asked for suggestions for anything random to talk about, as my brain was slowly turning to mush and I would run out of things to make up soon. Well the results are in, and from all those people who kindly offered suggestions, I shall give you all page-time, because I am just that nice.

So, coming soon to this page, the following random topics of conversation, and the kind people who asked for it:
























.......get the hint?

2 weeks and no one has even thought of anything, not even abusive messages on the shoutbox (oh how I miss the adam and matt days, I wonder if they ever found someone who found them genuinely funny?)

You disappoint me, people. I shall have to think of random stuff to speak about, as clearly no one reads this blog, however I for one do not give a rats ass, I shall merely use my blog for my own amusement, as per usual!

TA-TA!