Mission Possible?

Ah, Agent Beagle, so good of you to join us once again. It appears we have another mission for you. Word has got round of your recent success in saving the 80's spirit at a birthday party a number of weeks ago, and it seems you are in demand. We have a new mission for you....

Codenamed 'Project Anti-Wrinkle', you shall leave base on Saturday morning, drive 173 miles due south of your location, skimming Heathrow and Gatwick Airport along the way, entering your location around three and a half hours later, where you will disembark and meet your contact, who will give you the keys to an apartment overlooking the beach.

Your contact will then provide you with a set of detailed scematics of the area in which you will work, but for the purposes of preparation for your visit, and due to the secure line we are transmitting on, we shall provide you with outline details of your mission. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to reclaim Eastbourne from the Granny-parade reputation it has with the great British public. You shall have one week to find out as much information as possible about the seaside resort, then visit as much of East Sussex as possible in order to improve the UK's attitude to the location, and to report back on the town's redevelopment progress, as it looks to finally reclaim the modern tourist market.

We have full faith in you, Agent Beagle, and you have our full backing to provide any assistance you require, including air support and ground troops, however we do advise you avoid Beachy Head on a windy day.

Good Luck Beagle, we are all counting on you, your country needs you now more than ever.



Looks like I'm off to Eastbourne then! Speak to you in a week!